What is love?
Her definition was by far my favorite
forgive and forget?? haha no resent and remember
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
is everything expensive or am i just poor
I have a few copies of “Playboy” from the 1970s stashed away somewhere. One of them has a letter where a guy writes in saying, “I met this really gorgeous, sweet woman, and we were planning to get married, but she sat me down yesterday and told me that she had a sex change before she met me. Mr. Hefner, should I marry someone who used to be a man?” and the response was, “So she had a sex change, big whoop. Would you be asking this question if she’d made any other change in her life before she met you? You love the woman she is now, and that’s all that should matter. If you want kids you can adopt or something.”
I feel so conflicted right now
That awkward moment when Hugh Hefner is more trans-positive than most feminists of the same era.
fucking loved this show dude
In other news, this is one of my favorite Twitter happenings to date.
TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT
TACO NEEDS TO STAY IN HIS DAMN LANE
Taco can kiss my ass
Alfred is the best
A headache so strong you can sense Lord Voldemort.
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